Tuesday, September 28, 2010

21 Dexter Street

Some people swore that the house was haunted. Mainly because the woman who lived at 21 Dexter had not been seen for at least a year. It was speculated that Sarah, who lived at 18 Dexter, was the last to catch a glimpse of her as she was dusting her burgundy living room curtains. It was the gold floral pattern that had caught Sarah's eye as it glimmered in the setting sun that day. She was the perfect source for the afternoon gossip shared by the neighboring ladies during their stroller walks and play dates. But this story isn’t even about her. This is a story about Elouise, who was never gossiped about, simply because no one knew anything about her. Each morning as her neighbors kissed their husbands goodbye and waived to their children boarding the school bus, Elouise looked on from her living room window, but no one ever noticed her.  One Thursday morning, Elouise was watching as her neighbors went about their daily routines, when her heart skipped a beat as she saw Sarah climbing up the stairs to her front door. She couldn’t remember the last time she had a visitor. She heard a knock and a timid, “Hello?” as the door swung open itself.

“Hello?” Sarah repeated. “Mrs…” Sarah glanced down at the mail. “Mrs. Adams, it’s Sarah McCallister from down the street…”
“Yes?” Mrs. Adams whispered from the living room.
“I have some of your mail that was delivered to my house, and I just wanted to make sure that you…uh, that you got it.”

Sarah turned the corner from the hallway, leaving the front door open behind her, to see Mrs. Adams sitting in a faded velvet chair.  The living room was exactly as she had expected, dark and dusty with the smell of mothballs lingering in the air. However, she was surprised by her neat appearance and the way her silver bun shined in the light escaping from between the curtains, as it rested gently on her head. Sarah walked hesitantly towards Mrs. Adams, but when she saw the vulnerable, frail woman sitting alone in the corner of her musty living room, she stopped shaking and reached out her hand with a sympathetic smile. Mrs. Adams glanced up at Sarah with grateful eyes. A sudden gust of wind blew in to the house from the front door.

“Elouise,” she called out towards the curtains, “why don’t you dust those while you’re just standing there. They are absolutely filthy!”

The curtains shook from the breeze, leaving tiny pieces of dust to dance among the beams of light that scattered the room. The glimmer of the gold specks caught Sarah’s eye. She glanced down at the mail, still in her hand. Mrs. Margaret Adams, 21 Dexter Street. A second gust of wind slammed the door shut. Sarah jumped. “Who’s...Elouise?” she asked as she looked towards the burgundy curtains. Nothing was ever the same again after that.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

TMI

Too Much Information. We're all guilty of over sharing from time to time, but with the development of social media, TMI has been taken to a whole new level. For the most part, we're able to censor how much information we really want to see. Annoying friends who blab about their relationships via Facebook updates? Hide them on your news feed. Tweeters who talk about their every move? Unfollow them. I have to admit that I procrastinate and find myself spending an embarassing amount of time on websites such as TextsFromLastNight and Failbook, scouting the latest and greatest of TMI on the internet. It reminds me of when cell phones first became really huge, people walked around having conversations about practically anything while in public, well actually they still do. Anyone remember the Sex and the City episode with the guy walking down the street talking about getting tested for herpes? Classic TMI. Personally, I would never dream of posting about a break up or my son's (if I had one) testicles procedure via a Facebook status, but I'll enjoy laughing at those who do. The reality is that the internet has brought TMI to a whole new level with groundbreaking websites such as YouTube, Facebook and Twitter. Even websites like PerezHilton and Dlisted have peaked due to everyone's interest in TMI about celebrities. So what's considered acceptable sharing of information nowadays? Everything. That's the greatest part of the social media craze - whether you're updating your status, tweeting or blogging, there's an audience out there who will listen; and if not, there's one that will laugh at you for making a fool of yourself.